Bible Christians say Mitt Romney is a cultist. Because he transported the family dog on top of the family car, various animal rights groups question whether he should be permitted to own a dog, much less become president. The Tea Party says he’s insufficiently conservative while the poor say he’s too rich. And now B’nai B’rith says that unless he gets the Mormon Church to discontinue its practice of baptizing dead Jews, they won’t vote for him either. Clifton Jolley will summarize the criticisms of Romney by these and others and detail a strategy by which he may yet be permitted . . . to own a dog.
Clifton Holt Jolley