The Sugar Beet: 4 Years, 5 Months, 7 Days, And 3.52 Hours Later Everyone loves Mormonism’s premier satirical newspaper, The Sugar Beet. And everyone is really excited that The Sugar Beet’s first collection, The Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer, is scheduled to come out this fall just in time to keep us all awake during General Conference. Who are the people behind The Sugar Beet? Why did they start it in the first place? How has it affected their lives? Why do they still have their temple recommends? All of these questions and more will probably be ignored in favor of fart jokes.

Stephen Carter, Christopher Bigelow, Todd Robert Petersen, and Eric Samuelsen